Explorers movie review

this is my review on the movie called Explorers note spoilers below

release 1985

cast main


 Ethan Hawke as ben

 River Phoenix-  Wolfgang Müller

Amanda Peterson -  Lori Swenson


I must say this was a good film it about 3 kids looking to get touch with  aliens so they build a ship and get there and find goofing ugly aliens who from there tell jokes funny ones though out the movie and then they find out when there father gets home that where they find they are just kids who stole his car ok that part was odd but other then  that story plot of this movie was good but could of been better in my view.

Did I like the Ending-
lets just say sort of it was indeed kind of a letdown but I guess sort of a happy Ending it was indeed rush this movie was so Could of been a lot worst but again I would love to see what will happen next when they Woke up too bad it was rushed though.

Final Thoughts and rating

even though it was not  too great of a film it will still be one of fav Scfi movies for years to come they are also remake this movie unsure if I go see it or not.


Explorers movie rating

6.4 out of 10 for good

Carrie 2013 Movie Review

here is my review of Carrie 2013 movie  below




all I got to say about this after looking at trailers from last year and waiting for a long time to see it I got to say it wasn't my cup of tea most of good parts was at the ending most of acting was bad Julianne Moore as the crazy mom was ok but she wasn't as good as the one who played carrie mom in 1970's one. Chloë Grace Moretz as Carrie was she better Carrie then sissy to not hate on Chloë but no she was not even close to the great sissy lets say Chloe was ok but her acting was better in kick ass movies then this as for the rest of acting wasn't good almost bored me Prom scene was ok good effects wasn't bad that about it as the only good parts of the movie well now that done lets go to my final thoughts below.

final thoughts
when it comes down to this one vs 1970's one must say 1970's carrie was better for acting and scary this one didn't feel as scary as that  one final rating will be below hope after this they stop remake Carrie movie.

Carrie 2013 movie rating

5.1 out of 10 for good but could of been better

Supergirl Movie Review

here is my review of the 1984 supergirl movie NOTE possible spoilers below


year 1984


Cast list

info here- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088206/



lets go over the facts shell we in this movie you got 2 girls fighting over a guy and then supergirl looking for her  magic ball to bring back to her home and also witch has it and becomes powerful so now that I get facts of way let see what I like and didn't like below lets get started shell we

liked
I did like the whole story of supergirl search for her magic ball on earth also like the effects of this movie it was indeed good with there being a witch in it made it scary but not too scary. superman poster in it was cool but it would of been even cool to see him show up but it never happen last thing I liked was the acting Helen Slater was great as supergirl and she was very pretty too me they pick the right one to play her  and also Faye dunaway was very good at playing someone evil that about it but I also did like the music too now lets get down to the dislikes shell we.


dislikes-
love story between 2 girls fighting over a guy it was kind of pointless to leave that in too me I guess even witches love hot guys lol and last but least is the ending I didn't like the way it ending could of added more then that I mean to end a movie like that is why you get bad reviews my guess they didn't have enough money to give us a big ending anyway that about 2 main problems I had with movie supergirl was let say kind of good but I think you should rent it first before buying now before I get too posting the rating and trailer I will post who did I like helen playing  Linda lee or supergirl.


Linda lee or supergirl who was hotter

that a  tough one because both are the same person so lets say both that all I got say.


supergirl movie rating
5.6 out of 10 for ok

Rollercoaster Movie Review

here is my review of the movie called Rollercoaster note spoilers possible below.

release 1977


movie thoughts
must say this is indeed a great  movie but would of like like a little more action first part was indeed scary this was indeed one crazy man blow up Rollercoaster and end up killing people over money after the first scene it was waterdown to the cops trying to figure out who he was before he did it again but the young man was indeed making a fool of the police though out the movie and acting wasn't too bad it was good we got to see a young helen hunt play the daughter which was cool pretty much the whole movie wasn't bad ending was kind of odd though.


final thoughts
 Rollercoaster is indeed a great thiller but not enough action scenes in view but it was good I did like it as I think I didn't think I would below is trailer and rating of the movie.

Rollercoaster rating
6.5 out of 10 for good

IMDB link- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076636/

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire review

here is my short  review of  the Simpsons Roasting on an Open  Fire episode 1


aired 1989



good way to start the Simpsons series with a Christmas episode  it was very good we see the true good side of homer come out in this one   very funny and very touching The animation isn't the best few jokes but not a bad episode



not a bad way to start could of add more jokes but not  bad first episode  to start this classic series.

rating
5.7 out of 10 for good

spaceballs movie review

here is my review of the goofing movie called spaceballs spoilers possible below


release: 1987


Cast

John candy as Barf


Rick moranis as Dark helmet

Mel Brooks as Yogurt and Skroob




 no doubt too me this is one of funniest movies and goofing movies I see but from start to end it had me laughing you have a great lineup of acting too Rick moranis as Dark helmet was Awesome he has been one of fave for acting since Ghostbusters he is indeed one of best for acting and also john candy as Barf was kind of funny and odd but the half man half dog indeed work well in this one he was also one of fave just a great actor and a great funny man he was indeed great acting in this one. some of fave parts of the movie was when the ship transform into a giant women with a vaccam cleaner very funny other odd part  was when something came other dude body ugly looking which they could  of left out otherwise everything was great plot was indeed funny even had a good ending and Mel Brooks was great in this one.


final thoughts
Spaceballs is indeed a great and funny movie should check out and in the end you may like it or not.


spaceballs movie rating

8.9 Out of 10 for great

the kiss 1988 review

time again for another movie review and this review called the kiss that came out in 1988 due note spoilers possible below.


Starring
Nicholas Kilbertus

Joanna Pacula

Meredith Salenger



plot:
The Kiss, an erotic horror film dealing with ancient curses and the occult, is the story of a teenage girl whose world is destroyed by the arrival of her mysterious aunt and the death of her mother. Amy (Meredith Salenger) leads a normal, suburban existence until the mysterious death of her mother and the simultaneous arrival of her exotic, beautiful jet-set model aunt  forbecome increasingly sexually attracted to Felice. When Amy rejects Felice's strangely intense interest, Amy and her friends begin to suffer from a series of accidents which leads Amy to believe that black magic is involved


movie thoughts
no doubt this was a crazy B rated movie it start off to slow but pick up as you get though the movie there are a few sex scenes just a few in the movie death scenes was indeed graphic in this once you get to  the ending you indeed see how crazy it gets very good battle at the ending but movie sort of lack of build up to the end that what I would fix some otherwise not a lot of letdowns in this as for the acting it was great both Joanna Pacula and Meredith Salenger did a great job in this movie. also forgot to add she use a critter like to do her killing which was can of pointless too. it is indeed one heck of a evil curse that will indeed have you on a edge on you seat also fair warning don't eat anything before the ending or else you might get gross out.


final thoughts
some say this a classic to me not close to that but not a bad movie still lack a few things and it is a very scary movie if you are into movies like this you will indeed like this one.

The Kiss movie rating 

8.6 out of 10 for good

quarterback princess movie review

here is my review of  the quarterback princess movie spoilers possible below


year 1983


info on the movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086161/



story
The Maida family has moved to Oregon, and daughter Tami wants to play quarterback for the high school football team. There's just one problem. She's a girl. With everyone from the coach to her next door neighbor against her, she's out to prove that not only can she can play football, but she can win the state championship. (Based on a true story)


movie thoughts:
no doubt this was indeed a good movie  at first I thought it would be boring but then it pick up and got better with the great Helen Hunt as Tami she played her very well would of given her award for this one great acting as for the story it was great seem like Tami went though a lot just to play football lots of people had doubt for her because she was a girl and didn't fit in that was pretty much the story I did enjoy the movie from started to end and it even had a fair ending so no doubt a great true story I give this girl a lot credit.


final thoughts
if you are a sport fan you will indeed enjoy this true story of Tami as much as I did since I can't find a trailer will just  post a 5 min video of the movie if you want to see the full movie  its on YouTube look up  Quarterback Princess  below will be my final rating.


Note:youtube deleted the video will look and put up another one up  soon hopefully.

Quarterback Princess

rating: 9.5 out 10 great movie.

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Daddy's girl 1996 movie review

here is my review of Daddy's Girl 1996 movie note possible spoilers below

Cast: William katt, michele greene, roxana zal, mimi craven, peggy mccay, whip hubl, Gabrielle boni


Plot: The story revolves around little Jody Mitchell, the young step-daughter and "daddy's girl" whose and "daddy's girl" whose innocent smile hides her more sinister and psychopathic intentions Especially when it comes to those that try to separate her from her new daddy starting with the school principal, who suggests she go to a special private school to help her grades and attitude. That is, until the old lady met an untimely fate under a large bookshelf.

movie thoughts-

not too bad of a movie very creepy and scary it was from start unit the end the girl acted sweet and nice but then turns evil if she doesn't get want she wants look out  she  becomes a killer of evil that key that I did sort of like in this one for the plot this had  a few up and down not much not too bad. death counts on this was indeed high which I  thought it would be and again this is indeed a very good scary movie if you indeed like films that scare you. Daddy's Girl is indeed a Thriller and  Horror ride movie you never forget.

last thoughts;

not much left to say but there is one big downfall of the movie it will have to be the ending it didn't end the way I like it too could of been much better then that is all I have say look below for the trailer and my rating for the movie.

Daddy's Girl 1996 movie rating

6.0 for very good

Ghoulies (1985) movie review

here is my review of the movie called Ghoulies note might be spoilers below.

year 1985


Cast

Jonathan Graves - Peter Liapis

Lisa Pelikan-  Rebecca





after see this makes me think Wt f did I just see it was not much scary but clown part and that about it  Ghoulies look can of creepy but they almost look like gremlins to me this movie was more about black magic then Ghoulies which was downfall of this some say this movie was scary but after watching it there not much they bring to the table for scary on this one but I do must say not bad effects for this it was good and acting was OK the two little two midgets wearing pots on their heads was indeed pointless because they didn't do much well I am done talking about how I felt about this movie  let get to my final thoughts shell we.


Ghoulies is kind of boring if you ask  me just when you seat there watching for something scary to show up not much happens this movie is like watching paint dry on a wall which is something I rather do then watch this one there is indeed a lot of holes that need to be fixed  in this one that would of made this great but for now if you looking for some scary movie pass on this is all I have to say about this one.


Ghoulies rating

3/10 for could of been a lot better.

The Portal (2010 movie review

its been a whole since I done a movie review so here my review of The Portal note spoilers below


movie plot thoughts

The Portal to me was indeed can of boring some there was though some gore and blood in there but the plot was more of sleepy to me then being  scary as I sit there watching hope something scary would come not much but a few spot that was scary allright the head blow up was scary but was can of pointless also the acting was not as good it was boring and somewhere in there was  Roddy Piper he just play a homeless man if he had play a big part would of cool but he did not do much at all not much to left to say about the plot so will end it here.



final thoughts
there isn't much to see if you like scary movies so will say this more of a rent then buy in my view in closing I would rather watch paint dry then this one.


The Portal (2010 rating
3.5 out of 10 for not good

Frank Zappa/ Moon Zappa Valley Girl song review

Frank Zappa/ Moon Zappa Valley Girl what do I think of it find out below 

the other night I was working on my puzzle and heared this odd song on dish network Sirius 80's on 8 and it was a song I never heared before it came out in 1982 think I was too young back then to see it the song is called Valley Girl and is bye Frank Zappa and his daughter when I first heared it I go wtf  too me its more funny then a song you can hear frank sing she a valley girl and his daughter talk a lot in a sort of funny way from what I read moon was 14 at the time and wanting  to do a song with her father so they write this and this one become a classic from what I read so is this a bad song lets say sort of but hey its from the 80's and is  better then listen to a  Justin Bieber songs if If I had to pick I would pick valley girl song over his music anytime below is the video I found of the song will post below do note you may go WTF when first hearing if you have not hear it the rating will also be posted below.

Valley Girl song rating

6.5 for goofing

Kolobos (1999) movie review

here is my review of the movie Kolobos note possible spoilers below


Cast

Amy Weber - kyra

Donny Terranova - tom

Nicole pelerine  -  Erica


story thoughts
I found this movie in my closet whole looking though my VHS movie collection figure I watch it since i haven't see it yet and after see it was a OK movie since I am into movies this The story start off where a girl who gets hit bye a car and after that she becomes I like to call a fruitcake mess up in the head then we are take to flashbacks where her and others go to this creepy house stay not known someone is there waiting to kill them do note killing does not start unit later of the movie it was indeed scary but lots of gore and blood in this one it indeed was scary as for the acting it wasn't that very good but not bad at all Amy Weber did well in this one as for the ending we find out the person who behind the killings is  it was a great twist very odd after see what happen there close to the end.must say it was indeed a good plot.


last thoughts
so after see Kolobos was it a classic not even close but it is indeed a good movie if you are into movies that scare and I must add the opening title theme was creepy as well my rating for this movie will be posting along with the trailer.


Kolobos movie rating

5.7 out of 10 for very creepy and good



Kolobos (1999) trailer

Meet The AppleGates Movie review

after a nice break from movies Review I am now back to review movies so here below is my review of the movie called meet The AppleGates


Cast

Ed Begley Jr as Richard P. Applegate

 Stockard Channing as  Jane Applegate

year 1990 

movie thoughts 

this too me is the most odd and wacky movies I see it so bad there not even one good part in this one even the storyline is can of mess up its about  Giant preying mantis who come to USA Disguised as humans to live a normal life yes that pretty much the story also what more odd is if you make them mad they will turn back into Giant preying mantis then put you in a cocoon  then pretty much there kids are mess up and one of them gets stoned and there daughter get knock up and then later on gives birth to a egg or something with this movie it was hard to follow what she give birth too  all I got to say it was indeed not human as for the rest of movie was pretty much bad  I did not like it much but it was more funny then good if you ask me could of been a little more better then this.

last thoughts

meet the applegates movie you like if you are into B rated films as for me I end up laughing and worder who would come up with a odd movie like this rating will be below along with the link to the trailer 

Meet the AppleGates Movie Rating

4.5 out 10 for not good but funny

Meet the AppleGates Trailer

http://youtu.be/dVAXsyYS1Lw

mystery science theater 3000 fan made Twilight review

there is no doubt that I am not much of a fan of  Twilight  after running into a fan made video of called MST3K-ing Twilight Could not stop laughing it a funny this the only way I would watch the film again so after see the short film I have come up with the top 2  funny things  voice overs during the film 

1. when edward cullen looks at bella at the end the guy says I like jello.

2. when edward walks in the guy says Uh oh, level 5 smug alert I could not stop laughing after that one very funny.

them was top 2 funny voiceovers of film very funny stuff it was cool added mystery science theater 3000 guys at the bottom don't think that  mystery science theater 3000 guys from the series did voiceover but they did   amazing job on this with the voice overs it felt like I was watching a  mystery science theater 3000 episode in the end they should bring back  mystery science theater 3000 and have them watch today bad movies but I doubt it will happen below will post the video do note this the only time I will say Twilight is great don't get used too it  Ha haha.

MST3K-ing Twilight RATING 

6.8 out of 10

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Mystery Science Theater 3000 What to do on a date review

first review goes to one of best tv show I see growing up called Mystery Science Theater 3000  where they are trap in space and must watch some bad films so here my review of the clip on  What to do on a date lol



film release 1951

starring mrs kay

boy unknown name so lets call him a nerd.


film thoughts
no doubt this clip or short movie is boring because all it is about tips going out on a date the guy on there sounds like a nerd he did the wrong things on asking her for a date Mystery Science Theater 3000 was the best they made this funny with comments like I am a loser or other funny comments this is what I like about the show they make bad movies into funny movies with comments otherwise the film is a 10 min sleeper without them and if you worder how the film ending its just ending with him taking her to weiner roast she rather go there then movies or bowling could not help laughing at comments them 3 who were watching but in my view it was dumb ending but not bad tips lol.


final thoughts
 Mystery Science Theater 3000 was a great show  make me miss it a lot  and wish they would come back and watch more bad movies because there is lots more bad films they could of made fun of as today  Mystery Science Theater 3000 dvd will be release in march can't wait will indeed be buying clip on What to do on a date will be below.


What to do on a date rating

6.5 out of 10 for funny