Pixels (2015) Movie Review

 Starring………….. Adam Sandler, Kevin James and Michelle Monaghan

Director…………… Chris Columbus

Synopsis

An unlikely group of former 80’s video game champions step up to save the world from an alien invasion in this visually spectacular action - Adventure.

Warning spoilers ahead

My Review

I remember going to see this movie years ago in theaters so now to end my movie reviews for 2023 closing it out with this one called Pixels see what I think about years later right below been a while since I see this as well.

If there any movies that close to 80’s vibes would be this one as intro is in 80’s font video games type very cool pretty colors too don’t see much of that in today movies that for sure anyway it starts off with kids playing arcade and one kid is in love with a video game character then it goes to arcade tournament which came down to Sam vs Eddie and final game was donkey Kong a old time classic by the way for most of us 80’s kids who grow up in that era this was movie for me because if it’s a good 80’s movie video type will indeed watch anyway Eddie win beating Sam and ever since he feels down losing though the rest of his life.

So far he worked for a nerd company fixing stuff or set up never heard of it much so he goes set up a tv and hook for a kid and then he meets his hot mom who just broken up with her husband so then he try to hit on her for some reason bad idea didn’t work out maybe later though.

Meanwhile it has started 80’s video game characters have come to attack earth now it up to Sam and gang to try to stop so Sam runs into kid who in love with hot video character woman yes he still in love with her and then tells Sam Ailens send 80’s video type characters to attack earth very strange I thought at first but effects look so cool they look so real like this was a real attack I guess if you shot them they turn into giant cubs this is pretty cool again CGI does look good and what something you not sure which video game characters from 80’s show up to attack earth so Sam the video game master is the only hope so next battle is in London, England which will be the next attack.

So they all head to England to try and stop the attack which is centipede game so Sam goes right after them and boy he got but he going to need more help as level 2 will be tough up to mud or wonder kid to go after them and help and he does they add a nice 80’s tune to make this fight even cool it was cool centipede was tough but in the end sam beat him so score is Earth 1 and ailens 2 1 more lost they warn them next lost they lose so they going to need more help so they must get Eddie help next to beat the most popular video game character pac man and they also bring in guy who create pac man as and it was real toru how cool is that but he try to talk pac but he get his hand bite I guess pac man is bad in this one pac man battle here is cool Eddie pretty much kill him twice the goal is kill him 3 times just like the game and it is over and Sam who was lucky ended so game over and it now 2-2.

Wonder kid finds a video game character that may help them beat the aliens even more hopefully Vern is name I think and also sam and violet are getting along with each other two at party.

Then ailens come on saying they broke the rules and now earth will end and worst news is violet son they got now it on.

The big battle is now they sending every 80’s video game character to attack earth and now wonder kid see his woman he love in lady Lisa who attacks him at first then he talks to her and saying he loves her and kiss him guess she turn good now.

And rest of crew go on spaceship too take on head boss which is donkey Kong pretty cool battle there and they win in a great battle Donkey Kong look great too but lady Lisa like other characters died but she comes back later as Vern character turns into her can of odd but ok then and it ended very odd but funny as well nice happy ended would of like to know what will be next for Sam though.

A lot of people do not like this movie but I do like it every character look cool a lot of game characters from my past was in too trust me you never see a good video game characters from 80’s movies again least I don’t think there be another one like this again so was good Adam Sandler movie as well just like his movies so what was best battle too me I pac man battle it was funny see pac man try to go after everybody that was fun to watch and other battles was good too great movie this was CGI look great too and most of time don’t say that either much about movies with that also like how they use 80’s music soundtracks as well so in the end will say it great see this one again and if have not see it yet do so I think you will Iike it as much as Did as well.

I give Pixels (2015) a rating of 7/10

Last Christmas (2019) Movie Review

 Starring…………. Madison Ingoldsby , Emilia Clarke and Emma Thompson

Directed by…………….Paul Feig

Synopsis

Kate is a young women subscribed to bad decisions. Working as an elf in a year round Christmas Store is not good for the wannabe singer. However, She meets Tom there. Her life takes a new- that seems too good to be true.

Warning spoilers ahead

My Review

On this Christmas Day figure I do a movie review this one called last Christmas from 2019 so here is my review below

Movie starts off with a girl singer boy she can sing then we see a woman who my guess was that little sleep with a guy then get kick out from a girl claiming to be his girlfriend talk of bad luck to start movie she works In Christmas store very beautiful one by the way but her boss is annoying one by the way then she see a guy looking at something in sky turns out it was a bird when she goes out to see and bird crap on her not best luck after talking to her boss she finds out she a late to to get a part for a show I think she try but failed seem like she meets Tom the bird watcher she takes her too secret garden which not many know about very interesting one there maybe this magic one or maybe not.

Christmas store she forgot to lock up was Rob and trash lucky she did not get fired so she got kick out from her pregnant friend and store trash not good but she see Tom again he seems to be around every time bad luck does happen and give her some advice could he be a Angel or could be the guy Kate is looking for they do seem to like each other they are build up a romantic thing between them but slow for some reason he only comes out at nights why I hope to find soon then one night he does not sure up so she look for him in homeless place to look for him but he does not find him but later on he again show up after she got in a fight with her family they do kiss once but again you don’t see him in day much though which is hard to understand why they don’t say much about it though much then at 1 hour and 14 mark he shows up in the daytime but she said tired of looking for him so they break up I guess Shame though hopefully they make up later on.

Kate is getting ready to put on a Christmas show for and she starts to make up for problems she cause early then go looking for him but he no where to be found she goes back to apartment where he took her and guy there told him former owner died and it was Tom who saved her life by giving his heart very touching moment but finally figure what connect between them about time it was great moment though good writing but if he died how could other see him unless they just see her not sure though anyway see Tom one last time I think as he said you have my heart and I will also be a part of you after that he disappears.

Then we see Christmas start and hats off Emilia Clarke here she can sure sing last Christmas very good never know she could sing wow indeed and well the movie ended with family celebrating Christmas and her sitting in secret garden looking up nice ending but wait.

There is another ending that was deleted it is on dvd which I have to say did not like much as first one this one was goofing though it was ok was happy they added it as bonus though

Have to say last Christmas was good Paul did a great job better then that remake in 2016 cough cough upset people it did but anyway when Tom show up around Kate many times he help her out though bad times and I was wonder why he only showing up around her a lot that ending did prove it as secret was out and it was a great twist but I wonder if her mom know not sure her mom was played by Emma Thompson was great see her again she been in so many roles and is great at acting but have to say Emilia at end touch my heart with that beautiful last Christmas of her singing so good this is indeed fits well for a Christmas movie watching this first time I did Enjoy it happy got too see and review on this Christmas so to close it out wishing everybody who reads this a very merry Christmas 🎄

Christmas twister (2016) Movie Review

 Starring…………… Casper Van Dien, Victoria Pratt and Richard Burgi

Director…………… Peter Sullivan

Synopsis

On Christmas Day, a city is stuck by a massive storm, spouting several deadly tornadoes, and leaving a meterologist to try and save his family.

Warning spoilers ahead

My Review

Well found a Christmas movie but this one is about Tornadoes so sort of disaster movie here if they go that far so here my review of Christmas twister.

Well movie starts off with people pulling in gas station then weather alert goes off here comes the big Tornado and it is huge one and suck up cars one powerful storm sort of like twister vibes from that movie great start no one was hurt at start just flying cars and some not too bad looking Tornados indeed CGI effect there after that it went to drama with a guy and his wife and his son as he try to warn her about storm but she not buying it at all she will later trust me.

At 20 mins mark the tornado returns and will suck up a guy trying to fix his truck the weather guy try wife but her boss is a dummy and does not believe her will again later he will be wrong because now tornado are coming so far there been a few tornadoes scenes but nothing huge yet for 34 min mark they are building it up slow hopefully not too slow before it is too late they do show it getting close but does pick up as girl see guy she like get suck up at mall from this tornado they do get to basement lucky mall has one there because this deadly tornados are bad and they show aftermath indeed did a lot of damage for now scary that was they made it look like it over but not this is good tornado movie but does drag a little bit but will say effects are not bad for well a tv movie yes it was that so no wonder it was low budget movie so pretty much when you watch you think it over but it not as storm start building up this time around weather guy wife building where she works at her boss is going to to a report at plant where tornado now it is F6 which means very powerful tornado that is Logan her boss is report right behind it and he got hit with a train or something ouch they made it look scary with it coming right at him and now oh boy it heading to station.

Hopefully he can get there to save his wife who went and try to save her friend who pregnant by the way but there no way out now for them so up weather guy and daughter to find them before it too late as they running out of air they did find them as I guess tornado is over now and everybody is safe as movie let say movie has a happy ending to a ok movie.

Well say effects were good not much of big ended there as I was expecting but when low money movie you can tell they could not make it huge and go with easy non big ended but did end happy good way to end it then but I can tell why people are crap on it some now with this ended and lots of other stuff this was tv movie yes it had some plot holes not worst I see for disaster trust me I see worst though is worth checking will say sort of yes or no in the end did I like well not my favorite one but will say ok in the end.

I give Christmas twister (2016) or (2012) a rating of 6/10

Gone in 60 seconds (2000) Movie review

 Starring……………… Nicolas cage , Giovanni Ribisi and Angelina Jolie

Directed by………….. Dominic Sena

Synopsis

To save his kid brother’s life from the mob, legendary retired car thief Memphis Raines who have to steal 50 cars and he just has one night to do it.

Spoilers ahead warning

My Review

No Christmas movie review this one is movie I have not see in a long time and figure I give it a review it stars Nicolas cage and Angelina Jolie looking forward to watching this and reviewing this week for reviews.

Movie starts off

Story of this one interesting me on how one guy steals 60 hot cars in one night to save his brother who is trouble with a mob or gang do it or else he will die so let timer start from way it look them two don’t get a long much I am sure he not happy his brother has problems so he trying to help him out finding a way out of this problem but he not having much there was a time look like he was getting beat up but a big guy help him out so he safe for now.

So pretty much first 35 mins is drama drama when does he start stealing them cars well they sure do make you wait though but they start planning it pass 40 min mark let car stealing start hopefully still waiting for something I guess I forgot this had some drama in first 45 mins I bet they use a lot of cars in this one that for sure timer is going down so better hurry up though.

So one hour they start stealing cars good thing he has a team helping him out don’t blame him his brother life on line here so everything is going good but clock is going down quick as they now have 6 hours left so far not caught yet everything going well 2 hours left bad things start to happen one of guys get shot know writers will throw a bone here close to time being up with a 1 hour left and police are after him was pretty cool Chase with police lucky he got out first round but again they find him so here round 2 him vs police or cops 👮‍♀️ and he lucky again to get away he is getting good at it this it last car as well the 50th car so he gets the car to bad guy and says it over and he said yes but punch him so now his brother and his friend help him out so now it him against guy who put him in this mess hopefully cops can go after the bad guy now he ends up saving cop life and took out bad guy and cop let him good so now they are even at 1 and 1 so movie ends with his brother buying him a car that he liked and drive off with girl nice ending there.

Have to say this was not a bad movie I was amaze on how they steal 50 cars in 1 night but happy bad guy got what he deserved at end though have to say good action movie lots of close callls though acting was not bad I like Nicolas cage acting he is very good at roles like this for years he had made a lot of great action movies with him in it turns them into gold like this so In the end this indeed a must see movie gone in 60 seconds is indeed worth a see that is for sure.

I give gone in 60 seconds (2000) a rating of 7/10

Babes in toyland (1986) Movie Review

 Starring……… Drew Barrymore, Richard Mulligan and Keanu Reeves

Directed by………….Clive Donner

Synopsis

Toyland is in danger of being destroyed by evil Barnaby, Lisa , with the help of her family and friends, must drive the villain out of toyland!

Warning spoilers ahead

My Review

This Saturday night movie review features a movie of drew Barrymore and Keanu Reeves called babes in toyland this first knowing them 2 made a movie with each other that well did not know this one came out in 1986 way way before he did bill and Ted so should be something to see too me what can of role he has in this so let’s review start.

The movie starts off with a cartoon like intro so is this a cartoon probably not but I do find intro very nice 2 mins long is way too long then opening scene shows drew talking to her mom she look very young wonder if drew was 15 or 14 maybe so there is a snowstorm and power goes out what does she do walk in to the store to see where sister works and boy her sister boss is a pain in a butt rude he was too so they driving though the snow and everybody was singing and then Lisa falls out of car in a weird way and look like she going to hit a tree then she enters what to be toyland.

This is a musical look like they had a lot of fun making this one also listen to some of characters some of them are names from books for kids Jack and Jill and others boy they sure throw a lot of Easter eggs in this one from famous books as well nice touch there.

So story is from what I see is Barnaby taking over toyland and it up to Lisa her sister and Jack to stop him from taking over toyland so they go to see toy maker or master which turns out to mr. Miyagi Pat morita very odd choice but he does fit the part well.

This movie features more on cookies then toys story seem to force on jack stealing cookies and being framed by evil Barnaby who is played by Richard mulligan who from what I see is playing character very well in this one

One thing for sure never thought I see Pat sing in this one he does after telling Lisa she the key to save toyland bye believe in toys which she lost hope in so she starts to believe as toy soldiers come to life good they going to need as many to battle his ugly trolls and boy they are have to say it was pretty good battle here between the ones of toyland and barnaby in the end he pretty much lost and was vanished from toyland for good and after that you see wedding between Jack and Mary was a great moment but after that toymaster took her home and that how it ended a very good musical movie this was.

Have to say wow what a movie lots of fun great colors and costumes and acting was very good drew and Keanu was great in this one as well enjoyed them in it they very young too it was story was good I think it was market to kids more with musical thing but that ok see Pat as toymaster was funny he played the part very well is what I think too me this movie indeed worth checking out I would probably watch it again I would as well.

I give babes in toyland (1986) a rating of 7/10

Club Paradise (1986) Movie Review

 Starring………….. Robin Williams, Peter O”Toole and Rick Moranis

Directed by……… Harold Ramis

Synopsis

A burned-out fireman and reggae singer turn down tropical island into a resort paradise for a group of unsuspecting, affluent tourists.

Warning spoilers ahead

My Review

Next movie review for this weekend is called Club Paradise directed by great Harold Ramis and starring Robin Williams here is my review below.

Movie starts off with Robin as a firefighter never thought I see him in that role so little action at started where he goes in and try to save a dog he does but goof off too much and it blow up behind him he land safe though have to be careful I think after that he retire from being a fireman.

I don’t remember see this when I was young so figure I check this movie out and see if I like it as it has a nice lineup of acting in it any movie with Robin it should be good as well and it sounds great as well.

So Jack after being with a fireman moves to tropical island look like it film there very nice place look like so he goes where he try to help a friend who business might be shut down if they don’t pay the bill within 2 weeks so first he meets a singer who could help out Jack falls in love with her very quick though they only meet and falling in love all-ready wow that was quick pretty much it does as he hangs out with her more they show clips of them being together that nice but can she sing is question.

Then see tourists being fly in with not a good plane landed can of funny with the way as well little comedy there one of tourist is Rick moranis and few other faces you probably know Rick character name is Barry Nye funny is everybody who was staying there was told it was private resort but it is not so they have to share bathroom and shower that should be funny.

After watching 36 mins so far it is a little bit good comedy so far so some funny so far most funny one I see is woman take the shower and it came out fast and she had a heck of time hold on to anything well least she got clean lol.

Will say Eugene and Rick characters are funny both are trying to pick up woman but didn’t have much luck though as every time they do they have boyfriends hopefully by the end they will find some one for them.

Later Jack and his friend get caught breaking in ship with plans on what owner has plans for resort now they give him a small limit of time for them to get out.

Things start to go bad as woman are started to take off there tops so he comes up with a crazy idea of a nude beach or island with out breaking the rules funny part is kids steal people clothes so now they got to go find them will say that pretty funny and one lady gets attacked by a huge snake big one and also poor Larry is trap out at sea things are not looking good for Larry he did find them later on as they were at another resort must say funny there.

After a hour this is not bad but not too much comedy some funny moments not a whole lot but will say plot is interesting as well that for sure not finding too much though acting is not bad though.

The last 20 mins was pretty much them battle to keep the resort before bad guys take it over and turn into city pretty much Jack try to start. War against them and he did that well you have to end it with something here for a big ending some how everything turn out ok at end with Jack making a nice speech at end that saved it.

Well have to say this movie was not bad some good comedy spots but it needed to be a little bit more funny though otherwise characters will say was funny did like Robin acting in this it was good and rest put on some good comedy will say a few lame parts but otherwise this indeed a worth checking out if your a fan of Robin Williams as well.

I give club paradise (1986) a rating of 6/10

Freaks (2018) Movie Review

 Starring…………… Emile Hirsch , Bruce Dern and Grace Park

Directors…………… Zach Lipovsky, Adam B. Stein

Synopsis

A bold girl discovers a bizarre, Theatening , and mysterious new world beyond her front door after escapes her father’s protective and paranoid control.

Spoilers ahead warning

My review

I heard a lot of good reviews about this movie being good so figure to review it for this week and I don’t think it is a horror movie but plot sounds a little scary I just hope in end I be agree with the ones who review this that it is a great movie after all.

Movie starts off with nice music but it getting creepy sort of horror theme there slowing down then we see a girl looking out window then her dad says don’t look out window wonder why he keep her so undercover and scared to let her out in world I hope the reason is huge not sure who plays chole the little girl but in first five mins of watching her acting is very good as well.

Back to story the father maybe die as he seems to get worst with blood on eyes then she opens the door and see a woman screaming or something indeed a little jump scared there maybe I was wrong this has a little horror in it then she gets a book called Mr snowcone and Princess then she asks girl to bring her ice cream and she did very creepy it like she told her to do I think this is her power well girl try to bring her ice cream but father stop her but girl mom came and it Barry mom from the flash well same actress who play his mom though this get weird as she ends up in the same room with the girl then she ask her to be here mom very odd writing there didn’t tell how she got there fast.

Then later father comes home and does not bring her the ice cream because look like he was shot so while her dad is out cold she goes out to ice truck the guy sounds creepy but should she trust him or not is question but she does so guess she finally gets out of house maybe this guy is not too bad after all ok he is little odd but then they throw one heck of twist that he is her grandpapa maybe and also the only way for her to see him again if dad is knock out.

Ok writing for this is odd one as girl see her mom in room and then she said your not real and when she opens the door her mom is gone not sure about that maybe it was in her mind or power to see dead people probably in her mind though.

Seems like when dad is a sleep weird things happen she see her friends they tease her though then that house has some creepy vibe in that for sure will say soundtrack is very good of this movie as well.

After watching 44 mins into the film still have no clue what the heck is going on yet but it does give you a little bit of answers not too much yet but at 54 mark it gets odd as Mr snowcone become a priest and talks to cop too me I think Mr Snowcone is probably the one who after her and her father or he something powerful force.

Then father jumps out of no where and later pays neighbor to take his daughter but that did not work out as she got in her mom friend mom and then she freaks out and call the cop I guess some of there powers look to be hearing what and then little girl had the cop stab her with pen and almost kill her as well.

This probably one of most weird plot I see but will say it is interesting story though even though let’s first half was little bit hard to follow some.

Last 25 mins did pay off some as she trying to save her mom but her grandparent was killed saving her then police chole use her powers to help her mom go free and her mom has powers too seems like this family has powers bad news in end father dies but her mom makes though and saves her but it ended with them flying up in the sky poor poor ending though did not help much though good movie just a poor ending.

Well say acting was good story was ok needed more to understand what the heck this family was about we see what powers they use but needed a little bit of story though but will say effects and soundtrack though but again they didn’t give you a lot on story behind the family if they would add that little bit more would of been too me could of them been aliens or something or just hero team don’t even though the ending was not worst I see could of been better but with that ending will say maybe there be a part 2 not sure this was years ago and think they would of have one made by now not sure in the end will say this movie was good but will say indeed worth see it.

I give freaks (2019) or (2018) a rating of 6/10

Impact (2009) Movie Review

 Starring……….. David James Elliott, Natasha Henstridge

Directed by………….. Mike Rohl

Synopsis

During a 10,000 year meteor shower, a rogue asteroid smashes into the moon ad causes disastrous electromagnetic anomalies of weightlessness on earth.

Warning spoilers ahead

My Review

I love movies with meteor shower in it so on to this week movie review here what I think of Impact (2009) movie below.

Nice start with shot of space going down to earth then we see 2 kids with there father watching stars then we go to England where people watching meteor seems like first few mins force on everybody watching to skies then pop up Natasha Henstridge no she not monster or something like species movies years ago I think she playing a scientist this time.

First five mins everything was looking fine unit meteor hit the moon and gives them a hour before it hits pretty fast there not wasted anytime on meteor thing either allready bring out big stuff early with meteors in sky pretty scary some it like giant fireballs in the air coming to earth it hits the water so tide waves will be huge maybe or not sure how budget on this movie is.

This movie is also 3 hours 7 mins long so I am sure something big will happen within 3 hours of movie.

So far see a couple getting ready to married and she had news for my guess she pregnant and was going to tell him but he had to leave for work.

Then after that at his kids baseball game things started happen phones go out and electric storm hits them must be effect of moon pretty much so after meteor hit moon strange things do start happening slow.

Then it goes back to couple ready to get married and she was indeed pregnant though drama some yes here in first hour pretty much force on building it up some can of slow just a few jump shots but not too much again this movie is 3 hours so hopefully it will pick up in the next hour so this mini series and is 3 parts no did not see it on tv but see it on Tubi the full movie.

So made to 1 hour not too much a great start but got some what boring a few build up but nothing big yet but hour 10 mins in does start to get interesting people flying though the air can off odd after that it does start to pick up as electricity stuff is being effect and they are warning people to stay after electricity and stay in and then everybody starts flying in the air and train starts to crash so things are indeed started to pick up as moon 🌝 is moving away not fast though they might be getting the same results for next 24 hours so it not over yet hopefully them people on train are ok but it was bad crash and also guy girlfriend mom to be is on train that crash as well it will be sad if she dies but that way disaster movies some make it though.

Also news got worst as end of earth could come and get wipe and that how part 1 of this movie series ended.

Part 2 shows everybody is ok some our on train and get off it and go for help as grandpapa and kids try to hit a boat but are are lift in air on road and into air as they crash lucky they are ok for now but then as they walking grandpa starts having a few problems in his gut hopefully they run into someone soon who can help them out before time runs out and goodbye Earth.

So far see a few moments in here but nothing chilling huge yet for this movie but they will try nuke weapons to maybe destroy the moon and maybe end this for good and save earth wonder if work is still question or could make things worst the kids and grandpapa find a place with water but someone almost attack them grandpapa stick up for them but he is hurting bad.

They try nuke weapons but made things worst days of impact just went from 35 to 5 days now then they have another plan and hopefully will work this time as they root the plan kids keep helping grandpapa out but he getting worst there is problem with plan as they need someone who can go up and turns out to be Alex kids father oh man that heartbroken very tough but he choice to be a hero and save the world but wonder who take care kids now because grandpa is not in good shape hopefully the guy who there will be nice to them and help them out sad news just as thought the grandpapa pass away very sad moment hopefully father somehow makes it back would be even more heartbreaking for kids if they lose there dad next.

The guy took kids in he almost left there but felt bad about there grandpapa though and give them a ride good for him least he doing something right there now it up to crew to put a end to this disaster once and for a all kids thank to guy got to talk to there dad probably last time the way it sounds I hope Maddie here takes them in and raise them that how I hope it goes before the end of movie that was tough to watch though him saying goodbye but he doing this to make sure they and many others life’s go on and not end but question is will they able to save earth.

So who put there life on land turn out to be Roland not Alex but did it work or not it did and not only that Alex lived thanks to Roland telling him to go home Roland indeed went down as hero that for sure as movie had a happy ended with Alex see his kids and Maddie again not a bad movie.

So was this good first and 2 part can of lag on writing a little with drama but this turn out to be a good movie at end it sucks roland had to die before see his son or daughter born but movies like they end up having someone sacrifice there lives to save earth so not a bad movie long movie if you watch full version this review is long one in the end to pretty much close it out will say it is indeed a must see if you like good movies with disaster in it.

See you next Saturday for next review as well have a good rest of your weekend.

The Dungeonmaster (1984) Movie Review

 Starring………… Jeffrey Byron, Richard Moll and Leslie wing

Directed by ……….. David Allen , Charles Band and John Carl Buechel

Synopsis

It’s a battle sorcery versus programming when a computer ace and demonic wizard face off in seven challenges directed by Seven filmmakers.

Warning spoilers ahead

My Review

This next movie has something to a battle of wizard and computers sounds interesting this from 1980’s movie so will see if it is good or not.

Well first scene in the movie is a guy dreaming of a woman in red must be a dream no one is talking and well she takes off her dress nudity allready at start of movie just as he was going to start making love 3 ugly monsters grab her then on too into which was 5 mins into movie should of had it at start at movie but ok.

So guy wakes up just a dream but I wonder if we see the lady again later on this guy is computer ace later he ask his hot girlfriend to marry him not sure if it me she does look a little older but not too much maybe that me anyway guy goes to bring and dreams he has a dream but for some reason wakes up and brought to another world where wizard my guess challenges and if he lose one of them him and his girlfriend soul will be his but what are challenges Is the question if it has something to do with computers he may be over take them on since he computer ace or wiz..

First challenge was easy all he did was using his computer Brace or something took out a few ugly monsters the wizard for 2 challenge was just music rock challenge lucky he save his girlfriend the first 2 ones were not tough but I am sure he throw something hard at him he wakes up as 2 mini guys steals his computer glove I like to call it now but he does get it back lucky because huge statue comes alive this wizard plan I bet or it him he pretty much beat that though and wizard so wizard offer him ladies and stuff but Paul does not fall for it.

The next challenges look like he frame for girl death so now cops are after him this challenge my guess he has to get to dance place and save his girlfriend lucky he show up to save her another challenge done on to next one.

Seems like challenges are different stories told with ugly characters pretty much this film after watching close to a hour too me they need up the challenges because pretty much wizard throws at him is become weak there was a not a bad battle at end between at them good fight it was winner take all but it ended ok as well with Paul saying yes I marry you and that was it wow no twist or nothing not a bad ending will say ok ending.

Wow what a chessy 80’s movie pointless stuff like challenges will say was little lame and writing in this had way too many plot holes in this 80’s movie Paul the character didn’t get much of challenge because he use computers gloves or power gloves to win all of them this wizard is or evil sorcerer is weak they could of made him tough but did not so after watching this I was hope better ending battle but did not go long as it ended can of odd though even though the writing was not good will say Richard moll was ok for acting as bad guy he is good in roles as bad guy characters anyway this felt like it was short as well only 1 hour 18 mins seem like it was not too much time to tell the story my guess didn’t have a enough money to make it longer so in the end is this a pass or not I would probably say not but if you do like chessy chessy 80’s movies I think you will like this one.

I give The Dungeonmaster (1984) a rating of 5/10

Holy man ( 1998) Movie Review

 Starring……………. Eddie Murphy, Jeff Goldblum and Kelly Preston

Directed by…………… Stephen Hereck

Synopsis

Eddie Murphy stars as am over-the-top television evangelist who finds a way to turn television home shopping into a religious experience, and takes America by storm.

Warning spoilers ahead

My Review

Next review is another review of a movie starring eddie Murphy called the Holy Man let’s see what I think below.

The movie starts off with home shopping commercials sale stuff can of odd way to start but ok this network is struggling to make money, and get buyers as well so they looking for a boost to help them out there are familiar faces too at start you do see James brown trying sale stuff and also Betty whit saying makeup what it look like interesting I never see this movie before so I wonder who else will say up Kelly Preston she plays Kate I see a few of her movies she is great acting sure she be good well Ricky and Kate get a flat tire this where Eddie comes in as holy man kissing the ground and then get nailed from someone throwing a soda at him then he see them and goes over to talk them then after getting tire fix when getting ready to leave almost run him over but he pass out can of odd start to Eddie character which is name G yeah just G funny name there.

Anyway he is fine and show up at station 🚉 or network thank them for paying the bills of doctor but funny Kate here welcomes him to stay at her home but Ricky invite him to his house or apartment which look to be on a beach I wonder how long this will work before Ricky gets annoyed by G will see funny part was when G throw out Oj and made his own drink he told Ricky his piss was in there and he spit it out I can of laugh he was joking that was funny indeed.

Ricky throws a party and G comes out and indeed trying to light up party as Ricky is nervous he will mess it up well he pretty much did not he hypnotize a guy and made him feel better in fact everybody approve of him that for sure after that Ricky got a idea for G to work for network and see if it will help out it does ratings go up and they talk to owner and he agrees to let G stay on the network but if he mess up Ricky and Kate will probably be fired well as G is on a air he shows a picture of Ricky and ask everybody to give him a huge think Ricky is embarrassing some but does help shopping items sky rocket so G is hit.

Look like everything was ok and even things between Ricky and Kate are going well little romantic there that for but then a woman comes in and say G father her kids and left them but she told everybody she was lie because someone told her to do this a fool that guy was that for sure.

After that G tells everybody to go look at grass so everybody goes out of there and look at grass this was promote for grass Mat it does sold out quick but you can Tell G is getting worn out that what Kate thinks and time to let him go free this probably where things are going to a hit here close to the end here because Ricky has a chance to move up near the boss and make more money only if he gets G on prime time network Kate hears his plan and this when things go sour between Kate and Ricky here which sad.

Last 15 Ricky indeed pour his heart out there by letting G go and let him continue his journey and not only that he got Kate back as well so the movie ended in great way with G getting the last words as movie ends.

Well have to say Holy man was can of funny need a little more comedy but loved Eddie Murphy as G it was a great character of movie as well I thought plot or story was a little odd but still good with what happen there at the end there would of like to see more where G goes next but they ended it a great way with same place they meet him at start great ended there acting was good some faces show up to sale stuff on network not big roles but good Kelly Preston was great and beautiful in her role as well also thought this would be all comedy but sort of went romantic way between Ricky and Kate as well near the end I hope it worked out for them so if your Eddie Murphy fan and have not see this do so because it was indeed a very good movie that for sure.

I give holy man (1998) a rating of 6/10

Orphan : First kill (2022) Movie review

 Starring …………….. Isabelle Fuhrman, Julia stiles and Rossif Sutherland

Director……… William Brent Bell

Synopsis

After orchestrating a brilliant Escape from an Estonian Psychiatric faculty, Esther travels to America by Impersonating the missing daughter of wealthy Family.

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My Review

Soon as see trailer for next movie of Orphan I said here we go again after see first movie because it been years and I didn’t think they do one with Isabelle getting older but she came back and played Esther yet again but will I think it better then first see what I think below.

Nice intro for the new movie I hope they tell us what happen after first movie and also how heck is she alive after first one I guess she takes a beating and never dies . At the start a women visit psycho place or mental hospital Ann her name is then we see that creepy girl or teen now since she older still look the same incredibly first few moments with them film a lot in this place I wonder if the whole movie is film there no because Esther kills a guy and gets out easy where heck are all guards you should early she is a threat a cop does try to stop her but he was attack by a crazy woman must be part of the plan as Esther is free now and go after Ann who I thought was would be a important character but Esther kills her so now that she out which family will she go after next any family out better watch out now that she is free.

So now she goes to America acting like that sweet girl in the first one again then a woman goes to her and said I am your mom foster mom or real mom I guess this time it is her real family unlike the first movie there is guy spy on her could he be with cops or something. Turns out he was family friend at first I was wonder if this her real family because they pretty much know her very well look like she was going to leave but looking at her father change her mind.

They leave the brother to watch over her she one kid I don’t think I like to babysit and he is mean to her but she does fight back with words though.

Also the cop is getting close to finding out the truth and Esther kills him then mom shows up and shots him what the heck is going on here since mom figure out she not Esther and a woman in her 30’s trap in her body and mom and her come to agreement to play along not sure writers take a weird twist her with mom playing along and her brother also knows as well.

So later she gets out there and is on road driving fast but road trip didn’t last long as cops pull her over Here I thought Esther was crazy it was mom and son that are more crazy and they are trying to kill her let say it hard to cheer a character in this one as every one of them is crazy but I like to see how this turns out.

Well pretty much she kills the boy pretty much a battle between mom and Esther end on roof where mom fall to her death and her father as well leaving her alone yet again.

The final moments show her walking downstairs with fire everywhere very creepy it like her walking though hell as movie ends with someone saying they hope to find her a home creepy movie again this was good I say.

Not much to say about this can of creepy with writing with everybody being crazy with mom figure out who she is how not sure pretty much you were kind of cheering for Esther to fight against them too me it was hard all of them was crazy so I just wanted to see how this goes and how it ended well in the end she was lucky to survive again crazy movie but my hats off to Isabelle for coming back and playing her yet again she plays this character very very good for acting that for sure now I wonder if not they will do a 3nd one maybe if so will be interesting her story goes next if so in the end will say this was good movie will say it would be great for writing was little better.

I give orphan first kill a rating of 6/10

Kolobos (1999) Movie Review II

 Starring…………Amy Weber, Donny Terranova and Nichole Pelerine

Directors………. Daniel Luatoswitsh and David Todd Ocvirk

Synopsis

Five young individuals agree to live in an isolated lodge together and have their daily activities filmed. But soon the house is locked down and they run each into the murderous clutches of a faceless serial killer who may not be working alone.

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My Review

Years ago did a review on this movie 🍿 look a little sloppy and also wanting to take a look at it again so I can get a better eye on plot and see if I like it more or not here in the future so let’s start shell we with this new redo review of kolobos from 1999.

I will say the start of movie is creepy music fits in well with intro it indeed brings out that you heading into a horror movie theme I like it intro ends with a mystery person drawing by someone

Pretty much the start is view of someone eye who gets hit by a car and if listen close before girl hit my car faints she said Kolobos she lands In hospital and is operated on before being put in a to a room to recover. the patient next to her decides to read the newspaper ads for the hell of it, and one of the ads tiggers her to remember everything that happen to her we find out her name is her Kyra and she spent time in a halfway house an ad looking for five young people to participate in a film. They will be stuck big fancy house with cameras watching there every move then we see Kyra starts to see creepy images of a guy who is creepy maybe it is images in her head or something.

The gory parts don’t start unit around pass 35 min mark where woman gets stab by something very bloody there so everybody freak out and from there it gets very gory and bloody as well as something is killing everybody and locks them in as well the kills are very gory and scary indeed horror there pretty much everybody goes down only 1 left is kyra pretty much killer said he did it for her then just as she was trying to get out we go back with her being in hospital the nurse does not think her story is real but must say that ending was one heck of a twist warning spoilers ahead as I talk about ending a little bit and tell you what I think below then we close it out as well. Spoilers below warning ⚠️

So pretty much it was her and murder team up the whole time taking out the people and it ended with her getting on phone whole creepy guy was rub her face very creepy ending know she had something to do with it that one creepy way to end it and does make Sense with plot of movie good writing there for ending of a very gory movie so was car accident trama her more to kill more think so with that ending and did events take place in creepy place happen most likely in the end let’s say she was mess up lady.

So was this movie good as first time I watch it will say characters were annoying a little bit was good effect movie with some crazy house with traps to kill people in gory and disturbing ways or was there more then house here because why would it have Metal behind roof and windows 🪟 did not say but I think it was nut house for a set up to kill people will say Amy Weber acting was ok not best though and did say killing was indeed bloody gory that way all horror movies will say so overrate a good movie to check out probably around Halloween time in my view. And also that music when you hear it is very creepy and again matches well with this one.

I am just going to take my first break from writing horror movies unit october 31 to force on tv shows episodes for now so movie reviews will be back october 31 so unit then bye for now.

I give Kolobos (1999) a rating of 6.5 out of 10 for good

Countdown (2019) Movie Review

 Starring………. Elizabeth Lail, Jordan Calloway and Talitha Eliana Bateman

Directed by…………. Justin Dec

Synopsis

When a nurse downloads an app that claims to predict the moment a person will die, it tells her she only has three days to live. With the clock ticking and figure haunting her, she must find a way to save her life before time runs out.

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My Review

Let see how this goes with a app being downloaded which tells you how long you have left to live sounds can of chessy too me but let’s see if I like it or not and think it not good.

Well opening see teens download the app and later the girl was scared her and well when time was up something killed her big time creepy app after see that I was thinking where heck do we go next well next it did hold up some as well but was little bit boring in first half but 2nd half pick up some as well as they fight this thing or demon curse app she does find someone to help her they do try everything hacking the app does work for a bit but it was reset and then all hell goes as time runs out it was not good news for her friend as his time was up so now she must save her so what did I think of final 15 mins of the movie on how this odd movie was not a bad ending we found out doctor is bad and so we get a battle between nurse before she battle the demon it was ugly too and what true form behind the app there after all that was a little hint on maybe another movie coming nice tease there though.

There was a small post credit there hacker guy got it for mess up the app not much though there they could of added that early though.

Well the movie was little chessy for acting but not worst I see kills hold up something the whole plot was silly though but in the end will say this was good horror movie not the best see would I watch again maybe around Halloween or so not sure is it worth see well if you like horror movies from this era indeed watch it you may like it or not.

I give countdown (2019) a rating of 6/10 for good

Black Roses (1988) Movie Review

 Starring…………. John Martin, Ken Swofford and Sal Viviano

Director…….. John Fasano

Synopsis

Demons hellbent on hypnotizing the youngsters in a small town pose as a heavy metal rock band, and a mild- mannered English teacher must save the day.

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My Review

Now we look at a movie from Troma company I heard they put on strange movies so let’s see if this one is a good horror movie or bad one.

Will have to say this another weird writing movie or plot for movie for having Rock band who are demons change teens into demons by there music yeah sound can of chessy but this Troma for you the first half is boring but they slowing building up once you got to 1 hour or 35 min mark weird stuff happen they start killing people and stuff and not listen to teachers in school trust me last 15-20 mins get more chessy with rock band turning into pointless ugly demons or creatures and after that wasn’t much but a dumb ending as well not a very good movie at all.

Wasn’t the best horror movie the only horror was bad writing for movie it was just way all over the place but this was 80’s so some movies like that and again this troma movies so they come up with some odd crap not my favorite movie acting was chessy and this probably a movie would not watch again is what I got left to say.

I give Black Roses (1988) a rating of 5/10 for not good.

Valentine (2001) Movie Review

 Valentine (2001) review

Starring……… Denise Richards, Katherine Heigl and Marley Shelton

Directed by….. Jamie Blanks

Synopsis

Valentine’s Day turns horrifying for four woman targeted by a boy they bullied in middle school who has become both a sexy lady’s man and killer.

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My Review

Another movie with bullying as movie start with kid being bullying bad it was sad no dance with and Humiliate him then after that we flash forward 13 years where someone is sending cards that creepy and with death threats very scary ways like death threats and killer is behind a creepy mask along with black clothes though the movie this person kill count does start going up as this person goes after 4 woman who treat him like crap but I was thinking if this was boy at start of movie why would he hide his face that when I thought there will probably be a twist or something also this person nose bleeds after killing Victims the ending was shocking on who it was someone close to Kate was indeed the killer Revealed I was wonder why it was Dorothy the whole time well at the end it was indeed Jeremy he change his name and fool everybody wow because at the end Adam nose bleed what a twist there never see that coming and that one heck of way to end the movie.

So what did I think of this first of all acting was good you had a great lineup that guy who played Angel was in this David Boreanaz and he was good you also had Denise Richards in along with Katherine Heigi as well they were Fantastic in this movie as well and have to say this is another good movie for horror it was not the best but did like it so watch it if you like good twists and gory stuff because this movie will be for you.

I give Valentine a rating out of 10/10 a 7/10 for good

Truth or dare (1997) Movie Review

 A review of Truth or dare from 1997 movie.

Starring……. Cassandra Scerbo, Brytni Sarpy and Mason Dye

Director……… Nick Simon

Synopsis

Eight college friends head to a “ Haunted Rental for Halloween. But when they replay the game that made the house infamous, they awaken an evil spirit intent on stealing their Souls.

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My Review

Truth or dare is a game but in this movie it turn out to be a nightmare for eight college friends who think it Is fun to rent this creepy house because at start of movie you see what this house do bye playing this game cause them to dare or die must say first few mins look scary of the movie if that what is going happen see this will be one heck of a bumpy ride of truth or dare.

First 5 mins after that we Introduced to The characters of the movie who sound goofing and it’s makes no Sense at all how this guy renting the house off a dumb web site what a fool then game starts at 9 mins or 19 mins into the movie the game starts the house is one in control or something or not sure first dare I will say is indeed Disturbing when house told him to put his hand on hot stove do it in 4 mins or dare does you so the guy does not do it so ghost or something does it there self and so he burn his hand and well you can see his skin on the burner that then 2 dare is girl must lick skin and eat it that where I indeed turn my head very sick game being played well she did it and that was crazy dare.

Then after that movie pretty much got disturbing as well you had to go though 3 rounds in 48 hours must finish the game to win but how do you win this is question this is a deadly game that cost life’s as well.

Pretty much the kills were gory as well they did not listen and payed the price well that was pretty much the whole movie look like it was indeed scary movie and when it came down to final 2 in the car and last dare was told what happen in one of most dumb ending I see they hit a tree and you can hear sounds of them Gassing me for air and that where movie end nothing but a black screen which was bad because who ever write this give us nothing my guess it was one of them guess yourself ending which is a shame.

Will say this was indeed gory and bloody but story of movie would of like more we never found a whole bunch on story on house feeding off your pain or guilt but that how it’s feeds bye taking your soul I guess if we would of got little bit more to story would of been great.

For acting it was ok can of chessy but I was very surprised to see Heather Langenkamp In this she had a small role but played in very good for acting I remember watching her in nightmare on elm street great Actress by the way she not in many movies but nice they got her back in this one.

Well I will tell you the truth about this it was a Syfy movie I read but this was on Netflix where I see by the way it was horror movie that was pretty gory even if the ending was crap so do I dare you watch if so I dare you not to eat anything before watching this because it is very disturbing and gross as well watch it at your risk so well would I watch this again maybe around Halloween time bye the way we only had 2 truths in movie but I give you a 3nd bye telling you the truth of movie it was pretty good unit the ending is all I got left to say,

I give Truth or dare (2017) a rating out of 10/10 a 6/10 for not bad movie 

Escape: Puzzle of fear (2020) Movie Review

 A review of Escape: puzzle of fear (2020) review

Starring…….,. Tommy Nash, Aubrey Reynolds and Omar Gooding

Directed by…… J.Jones

Synopsis

A successful man goes to Escape room for a fun night out, only to discover he’s trapped with friends out to make him pay dearly for his past.

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My Review 

Most of time I run into very bad movies and boring movies around Halloween guess it is hard to find a great scary movies in this area so let’s see if this one is a great one or another boring and pointless horror movie.

Well have to say it is very slow on Horror part we didn’t get much in this one from what I see plot was also slow some with the whole going to escape room thing it sort of pick up there as soon as they went most of truth come up but it still did not Makes sense guess this was revenge plot of girl getting revenge for her sister so guess she set this up to trap him not sure but near the end this movie sort of got ever worst.

Bye worst the twists was just plain boring nothing there at end this did not seem horror too much a few Scenes but nothing Special the acting was very terrible two that’s what made the movie worseIn my view my guess this is another little budget movie Because you don’t get a whole lot with a little budget film much unless they put their heart and soul into it but sometimes they don’t I make and make it boring That seems a problem never wrote this movie is pretty lazy in my view it could’ve been a lot better in my It was more like a mystery to me or something So when I watch this movie again probably not by the way acting Was not the best Either that pretty much Bring the film down to me This will go down in history as not one of my favorite movies is all I got left to say see you next week.

I give Escape: puzzle of fear (2020) a rating out of 10/10 a 4/10 because it was boring. 

The Doll (2016) Movie Review

 Note: this Indonesia horror movie

Starring……. Shandy Aulia, Denny Sumargo and Sara Wijayanto

Directed by……… Rocky Soraya

Synopsis

Eerie things begin to happen after a man gives his a wife a doll, unaware it once belonged to a girl who was murdered. The first of doll” films.

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My Review

Indonesia horror don’t think I see before but heard it lot more gory and scary as well and since this is scary or not reviews let’s see if does scare me or not.

This one is about a creepy doll that a man buys his wife it start off with young girl getting the doll and I think the doll cuts her brother leg can of scary but not too scary yet I think they will make you wait for scary stuff to come into play but the man finds the doll in tree what the heck is a doll during in tree not sure but maybe that bad luck doll look creepy something I would not give as gift but for some reason he does and after that music picks up very creepy and Eerie stuff happen so far all I see is some blood , Creepy doll and creepy soundtrack as well not much this goes on for some time I was wonder if this is the whole movie or we get something scary this one scary doll though sort of reminds me of Annabelle my guess this build up to last mins of the movie or 20 mins or so if this doll is creepy them out why not just burn or take it back the way it look like probably the doll Is curse because of girl who was murdered as writing said later on they try to talk to the doll sprit they did but that only made things worst the only way to stop 🛑 is too trap the soul in the doll sort of like Chucky and again Annabelle last 30 mins of the movie I will say was scary woman head fall off bats attack people and guy wife being possessed things did get out of hand but the truth about her husband and how the doll got possessed and last 20-15 mins was indeed scary gory what a creepy ending to a creepy movie.

Well have to say it was not a bad horror movie not best but will say the final moments was pretty gory and scary as well so must say indeed scare me some as for acting it was ok for a non English movie I did like it makes the movie more scary over rated a good start for horror for doll movies probably something I would not watch again though.

I give the doll (2016) a rating of 7/10 for very scary

Return to Horror High (1987) Movie Review

Starring…………. George Clooney, Vince Edwards and Alex Rocco

Director…………… Bill Froehlich

Synopsis

In 1982, Crippen High School was the scene of series of brutal murders. The killer was never caught. Now, a low budget film crew that includes an iLlfated leading man, the pretentious Director.

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My Review

Last year I did a review of Horror high from 1973 think it was so Is this a Sequel to that I read not but looking at trailer thought I would see if this one is scary or not so let’s start and see what I think of the movie.

Too me this feel like Sequel but there no part 1 look and see nothing in opening Scene there is a Familiar face who in this the one who played Marcia Brady was in this and she played a cop then we find out in a bit they are making a movie so was started of film movie making or not sure cop who run into them doesn’t think so I Heard killer wears a Skeleton mask that creepy that he using to creep people out and kill them George Clooney was in this one but only last 12 mins before his character was knock off wow a quick exit for future Batman lol it was bloody gory one too they don’t show the person who doing killing whoever it sure is killing in bloody ways this was 80’s so horror movies turn out chessy or great horror movie when this movie started I figure this was going to be chessy acting seem can of it kills seem chessy a guy was standing there next door killer was cutting off guy head didn’t show it but the guy was thought I heard something can of silly if you ask me I will say kills in movie does not pick up unit pass 34 mins of movie in 1982 this killer attack them but we don’t get too much of story killer some but not too much no names just a person who was never caught my guess it someone with a bad history with school is the killer my guess was bullying as well.

Kills look like low budget movie close to end they start figure it out kills are going on what took you so long is what I said too me it would be odd if Marcia Brady was killer but I think it was a guy it would of Strange too if it was her well it was not they did show us who it was should of know it was him he was acting creepy he was twisted as well but after they kill him there still has to be catch here but a odd twist happen at end it was confusing one who is real killer don’t think it was told but we did see s cliffhanger to another one after that don’t think they will do another one.

Well after see the movie it was indeed chessy if with the ending which was odd will say it was bloody some and gory as well but who killer was or killers was can of chessy and that ending indeed can of ruin it they could of done a better job on this one that is for sure I will this was a ok but something I probably not watch again is all I got left to say.

I give return to horror high (1987) a rating of 5/10 for ok.

Mausoleum (1983) Movie Review

 tarring………………… Marjoe Gortner , Bobbie Bresee and Norman Burton

Director…… Michael Dugan

Synopsis

After a teen tragically loses her mother, she’s hunted down by a demon, who been preying her bloodline for years. Can she defeat this spirit.

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My Review

If there any creepy way with creepy music and there The little was in wrong place at wrong time the demon took over this girl but after that we fast forward years later where the girl is now grow up and married she look pretty normal at first no demon effect but then as they were getting ready to leave a guy run into then I guess demon came in her eyes turn scary green I think this hint of movie goes now then she starts doing odd things guess demon is taking her over she sure into a ugly demon look like she is possessed in a bad way I wonder if she remembers become that demon look like when she kills she becomes it but later on goes to be human must say makeup is very scary for demon boyfriend later on ask maid to keep a eye on her and leaves boy that dumb move there I would not stay with her there only a few kills in first half but seem to calm down she turns into demon for a few shots but then they go back to her being human pretty odd writing if you ask me have to say this is Bizarre and scary movie indeed a different take of demon possessed voice Is creepy as well good o horror that for sure little chessy but the ending when she went full time demon she was very very scary looking and she ended up killing the one she love that indeed full time demon only Priest can try and stop and boy it work some but what a ugly demon must say this was indeed scary one but I know before the movie they will throw something ended with a guy creepy laugh very odd way this very scary one.

What a horror movie this chessy scary stuff makeup look scary acting was not kills and gory some but I thought the ending was weird one but that good way to ended I thought they would end with someone going though doors yet again nope this indeed fits in well for 80’s horror that for there was some boobs but did not bug me see that before would I watch this again probably no or maybe not anytime soon if so if you do like scary scary 🍿 I think this one is for you that for sure that end of this week review see you next week.

I give Mausoleum (1983) a rating of 7/10 for great.

Slaughter High (1986) Movie Review

 Starring…………… Caroline Munro, Simon Scuddamore and Kelly Bsker

Directed by…………. George Digdale, Mark Ezra and Peter Litten

Synopsis

A student horribly disfigured by prank comes back to haunt his high school tormentors in a class reunion that turns into bloodbath.

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My Review

A movie that starts off with bullying of a nerd which is what leads to him being a killer later on see this many times they sure do drag it some too 15 mins but after that you see what happens very bad accident has Mess him up good so years there is a class reunion little did they know someone Is waiting for them they all show up at a old school but no one there is they said they got invited there no one else show up my guess you know invited them to get his revenge but so far movie lag on that they drag the bullying in high school years 15 mins long then this so far 32 mins and no kills yet my guess they wanting to drag the plot out some for story so they think Marty has forgot about nope he has not who else set them up Marty is now in joker Costume killing them seems like he got strong as well first one to go down drink a beer look like acid that kill him it was indeed gory his stomach Exploded and that was scary some or chessy kill there bath acid was indeed more scary burn her skin right off my guess they probably edit that out in country’s that don’t show that but on Tubi no edited it was Disturbing some to watch but they started this by bullying him and now revenge is on them

After he got his revenge he woke up so was this all dream and he was in mental house had to be very odd ending can of ruin it but creepy way to end seem sometimes low money maker movies can’t pull off a good ending too me.

Well I find this a silly horror movie kills were scary with acid they could of least made Marty a little more scary looking killing everybody was but what he look like at ended but otherwise it was chessy for acting and stuff this indeed fits in 80’s horror movies were like that some not into this era much but is this worth checking up to you too me I thought it was some stuff I would of left out like that silly ending but it was indeed a ok type 80’s movies it was is all I got left to say.

I give Slaughter high (1986) a rating of 6/10 for good.

The power (1984) Movie Review

 Starring…………….. Suzy Stokey, Warren Lincoln and Lisa Erickson

Directed by…….. Jeffrey Obrow, Stephen Carpenter

Synopsis

A professor 👩‍🏫 attempts to warn his students of a powerful ancient Aztec doll, but succumbs to its Grip. Soon, the doll attacks all in its path.

Warning spoilers ahead

My Review

Can of boring a little but little bit scary ways to die story was ok can of odd how one little Aztec doll cause a curse to kill people and cause harm it so powerful that pretty much movie but it start getting all out hand when doll though the movie this indeed again 80’s horror some of horror is indeed chessy but this one could of been a little better for first half didn’t do too much some kills but story goes if you have that thing for long gives you power to become something bad and turns you into a killer the last 15 mins was pretty scary not bad makeup either and indeed was gory as for the ending that was creepy ending know they were going to throw something at us there.

So did I like this movie will sort of it was another chessy 80’s movie with some gory not out of this world it plot was odd but that ending was creepy good makeup though so would I watch this around October again probably not because it was silly to me some Will that for this movie review see you next week sorry if it was short but there was not too much to talk about with this movie much.

I give The power (1984) a rating of 6/10 for ok.

Secret Admirer (1985) Movie Review

 Starring……………Kelly Preston, C. Thomas Howell and Kim catrall

Director…………… David Greenwalt

Synopsis

High schoolers on the last day before Summer break get totally confused as unsigned love letter makes the rounds and everyone thinks it’s for them.

Warning spoilers ahead

Up next possible a drama movie hopefully not too much So my next review is another 80’s movie called the Secret admirer from 1985.

This sounds like a teen romance movie with start of movie title at start you see someone writing the letter female by the way look whoever it was put in book and it was written to Michael whoever it was wants to stay secret because she did not sign her name so him and his friends are on a quest to see who it my guess it probably turns out to be Tory because every time he brings it up she give him a odd look I can tell she may like him but I am only 20 mins in the movie so way to early for the person to reveal the big secret on who write that letter micheal starts thinking it was from Debbie because he in love with her

Wait a min the one who play mom is from ET movie that is something then she finds the letter and freaks out as well I wonder if she think letter from mail guy seems like even father pick it up and he think the teacher is one sending it and boy this letter is going around crazy this is funny because everybody who gets that letter start to act crazy and funny they do a good job with comedy there even though.

But then it get more weird as Tony writes a letter to Debbie for Micheal sounds like because for some reason he thinks it is her that write the letter because when she see him with Debbie she doesn’t look happy at all Tony does right thing she saved micheal from getting beat up by Steve yet again bye going out with too his apartment but she get away when he not looking.

So micheal got his wished now him and Debbie are together but when she finds truth they may not be sure it will come here near the end though.

While micheal and Debbie are dating there parents are fighting each other here near the end was funny though.

Seems like there problems near the end between everybody include Micheal and debbie but after parents found out truth about letter things iron out a little so after breaking up with Debbie micheal goes and see Tony and he tells her the truth but she for some reason turns him down and slam the door on his face but then later just as thought the mystery person behind is Tony Good guess but maybe too late as she leaving for a year he better hurry and get to the boat before it leaves it was very close some how he caught the boat before it left and he got Tony at end it was her the whole time who was in love with him the whole time not a bad ending but happy them two end up with each other at the end though.

So was this a great movie not bad will say good for comedy both of there parents fighting and get mix up with letter was funny had a nice laugh though but in the end everything turn out ok acting was chessy some but not worst though so did I like this one well some can of chessy with letter falling into everybody hands but in the end it indeed pay off for Micheal and Toni as well so if you like some cheesy comedy like this indeed worth checking out that for sure.

Somewhere, Tomorrow (1983) Movie Review

 Starring……….. Sarah Jessica Parker, Nancy Addison and Tom Shea

Director………… Robert Wiemer

Synopsis

When a teenager girl witnesses a plane crash, she talks with one of injured passengers…..only to find out he was actually killed in the accident.

Warning spoilers ahead

My Review

I heard about this movie being a good so figure would give it a review right now.

Movie starts off with nice opening there then we see a girl in hospital they did not sure what happen then it was told she was kick in head then odd part happen it went to her watching tv and looking ok this must be her mom story on how it happen hopefully this won’t get to be boring then we see a teen get ready to fly airport him and friend get it ready but not sure when he going up yet because later he with his friends but after that he with his friend in airplane teaching him how to fly I think.

Then as Lori was visiting her dad grave the plane with 2 guys is having problems and sound like it may crash sound it making does not sound good then they are trying to hang then it just crash right In front of Lori try to get on horse but horse knocks her off and runs away as she hit head on tree 1 guy survive as he help her find her horse how heck he survive that is question he don’t remember I think he is a ghost and she can see him and no one else which is can of weird maybe that bump on head cause her to see dead his name is Terry and it turns out later it was true Terry was killed.

Will say story is little odd but acting from what I see is not bad from Sarah her self she was young in this one and beautiful and still is today will say so will Lori even see Terry again I guess the one she love hopefully that will be even more weirder having her in love with a dead guy trust me I see movies like this before where this happens then later she home alone when a big storm rolls in then when she in barn terry appear again and told her not to be scared again for some reason he can see her and she can see him and he can touch her as well I thought ghost don’t do that In this then it get more creepy as he follow her around a lot on the bus and stuff but as movie goes on she start to fall in love with him just as I thought.

So I figure ended could be 2 ways he ends up saving her life and she wakes up from coma at start or she dies and be with terry them are good choices from me to guess ending I would like to go number 1 as number 2 would be sad and happy ending though that she dies or maybe she get to see her dad at ended too that would be nice too.

So terry does help her figure out her problem she has with her mom and new boyfriend getting married it does work then Paul start believe he there but why can’t he see him but can see his moving stuff around kind of funny his friend reaction was.

Maybe she get terry to ruin her mom wedding or something will happen is what I was thinking well maybe he can send a message saying he still there then terry start reading a book weird stuff starts to happen a little the wind pick up and Terry disappeared my guess he gone to Heaven but can of strange after her mom got married we’ll find out later he was there to help her the whole time and now he did he can move on that what his friend said but after that she heads back to crash site and then she hits head or show again then she does and her and terry talk I was going is this going the way I was thinking I think first ended I predict then we see Paul tell her to move on with her life she wakes up and as she started to sing something great happen he there and not dead so I wonder if this was a dream or something not sure in end she ended up saving him she must hit her head hard would say about that ending great but can of odd least it ended in a happy way that is a good way to end it with them 2 characters give it a happy ending there.

Will say plot was little odd with terry being a ghost or was this her pre coma life after getting knock in head because at start she was in hospital though then she woke up and sing to everybody you see paul come in with someone you can tell it was Terry because Lori was in shock you can tell by her face they tease it for second then paul push him up there and it was him I was like wtf first and go wow what a twist there at end that for not a bad movie acting was good enjoy Sarah in this her acting was great in this one that is for sure in the ended will say Somewhere, Tomorrow is worth checking out.

I give Somewhere, Tomorrow (1983) a rating of 7/10

Time warp (1981) Movie Review

 Starring…………….. Harry Johnson , Adam West and Gretchen Corbett

Directors……………. Robert Emengger and Allan Sandler

Synopsis

After a long space Journey, an astronaut returns home to his family- only to discover that he has somehow gone though a time warp” and is now one year into the future, rendering him invisible to all those around him.

Spoilers ahead warning ⚠️

My Movie 🍿 review

Have to say intro of movie was a little chessy so I was probably expecting the movie to be that way as well Batman is in this well not Batman the guy who played him Adam West is in it can of odd see him in another role lol first 10 mins is boring even the acting is just bad where is astronaut all they clips of his ship not him funny part is when camera zoom in on there face they look like why I did sign up for this movie.

Pretty much the whole 20 mins or so he in space acting goofing as heck I was wonder if he even hit this time warp and come to earth soon or will they drag this though the whole movie with him just being up there.

Well at 30 min mark on his way home he hits the time warp about time so he wakes up and computer says he lost 2 days and when he try to call for help not he lands on earth but not at station but in middle of desert oh by the way computer name is mud can of silly name there so now no can see him sort of like twilight zone stuff.

Will say it was a little funny he ride with old people with crazy bird who the only who hear him while others can’t since he is trap in time warp where no can see him at this time but animals so pretty much he like a ghost to everybody who can’t see him sort of nice story but what the point.

Well later mark son has a bird so he ends up talking though the bird to his family can of sad though he can’t get talk to them or be with them only way he can get back or not will go though time warp yet again but would be a risk.

So I was hope something big happens here near the end as this movie is boring so doing something huge and great would save too me maybe a happy ending

So he gets on ship safe after his wife distract Batman or Adam west lol and so mark goes though time warp but his robot friend does not make but he made it home and that would of like to see him reunite with his wife and son but that ok it was not bad ending but could of been better movie though.

Not big ended I wanted but least it ending in good not worst way have to say this movie was can of boring for acting even Adam West could not save though will say story was interesting but still had a few plot holes in it but in the end not going to say it the worst but also not best either.

I give time Warp (1981) a 5/10

Alice in wonderland (1931) Movie Review

 Starring…………. Ruth Gilbert , Ralph Hertz and Lillian Ardell

Director…………. Bud Pollard

Synopsis

A young girl named Alice falls down rabbit hole and wanders into the strange world of Wonderland.

Warning spoilers ahead

My Review

After last week review of 1915 version figure I take a look at 1931 of Alice in wonderland so looking forward to watching this and see if it is good or not.

Well in this one Alice the one who play look to be a little old and her voice sounds out of place I wonder how old Ruth was by the Ruth Gilbert is one playing Alice will say camera effects are very odd like someone on drugs or something also story starts with Alice in wonderland no how she got there this time very odd there. But ok.

Looking at costumes look like someone quick by them from Walmart or a shop not sure in 1931 there was a Walmart around doubt it whoever made them should of done better though anyway so how did they do on story even though did not start well they did ok not best 20 mins in Alice voice is still odd but I give Ruth some credit though I am sure there been older versions of Alice in years to come after also least they got tea party with mad hatter the guy playing him plays the part just right and look like right age.

After tea party Alice meets the a familiar character of wonderland she goes meet the queen of harts played Via Quinn who played her well maybe there some hope for this one yet then Alice goes see turtle and bird there will say the guy playing Turtle acting was a little chessy not bad wonder if. Lobsters show up doubt it but guy playing bird sounds like a kid more lobsters did not sure as they head to court for again case of stolen queen tarts is that food tarts or maybe her treasure have to read more into that of story tarts do turn out to be some can of food it’s was funny Alice was mocking them before it starts can of laugh even though think the one playing Alice is a little odd though. So must of characters was up there then it was Alice turn she blames it on guard but was it guard who did it but as story it will probably end with her getting blame and waking up not sure in this version as it start off with her not in real world and wonderland.

But rabbit came out and said it was him Alice took the blame and everybody went after and it got a little weird with effects but they did show her get home to end the film very weird version I say.

Well this one gets my vote as weird one yet create in 1931 only 52 mins they could of least added on how she got to wonderland and Alice Ruth was ok after all not going trash her characters was not as good though not going to find much in this one but will not crap on this old old movie.

I give Alice in wonderland (1931) a rating of 6/10

Alice in Wonderland (1915)

 Starring…………Viola Savoy , Herbert Rice, Harry Marks

Directed by……….. W.W Young

Synopsis

Alice goes with her sister to a picnic and then she falls asleep and starts dreaming about a wonderland full of talking animals and playing cards.

Warning spoilers ahead

My Review

Note this not full movie as there lost footage so will be reviewing the full 59 mins of film hopefully one day they will find full version so let see what this footage has from 1915 which way over 100 years.

Must say for music for silent film was ok I like it a lot first few mins see a cat in tree and a rabbit that hint what to come later then you can see Alice and her sister look for a place for a Picnic and later Alice does fall a sleep and music gets creepy and weird then huge rabbit appears and most of who know this tale what happen next she falls down rabbit hole do say music is entertaining whole this is going down but this is a old old movie acting is pretty good for a silent movie the one playing Alice is Viola Savoy look she fit though small door crying and not eat the cake that says eat me in must tales of this version see that but ok she cried and got small and fit though it so she get to garden where creepy animals are caterpillar and duck I think they are played some of flim does freeze up I watch this on YouTube wonder if that them no think it film because it is over 100 years so after a few seconds get back to story.

Then we see animals getting ready to race but a note come up saying missing footage the animals have a caucus - race after running, there is no winner.

Then again say missing footage with a note Alice is chosen to give the presents, and gives a comfit to each animal. The Dodo takes a thimble from her.

After that more footage is of her all alone all animals left look like as she meets up with rabbit again to his house now in tales I read she grows tall and everybody panic well the footage was missing but footage that missing says Alice changes sizes and become trapped in the house they do show a small picture of Alice before heading back to film showing rabbit climb the ladder missing footage said Alice gets back to size and gets out.

So far see lots of missing footage but they still show you some scenes again hope one day someone finds them footage would be cool to see full movie some day.

Anyway wonder if I get see queen of hearts or cards before ending here not yet see 2 ugly woman costumes very disturbing looking by the way thought that was queen but was not and baby Alice carry was a pig that was odd.

The one character does show up is mad hatter or and Alice goes to tea party but didn’t go well as see left it good the mad hatter or tea party footage was not missing.

After that Alice shows up at queen of heart place and they do show red queen human no creepy suit by the way and she still same as story rude off with there head as see cat in the sky funny she hates that cat.

There was a turtle that almost look like a dog there was weird looking along with a bird as well indeed people in there I bet.

Have to say again who ever added music added it well too me then it gets more creepy with 2 big huge lobsters coming to the land yes humans are under there as you see them walk like humans and have odd pants on. Good thing they won’t attack Alice here.

Then it goes to trial of who stole queen of harts tarts pretty much all characters we see early show and are on trial then next witness is Alice and this where everybody gets mad as card fly in the air Alice sister wakes her up so it was dream the whole time as her and sister leave the end.

Well have to say some parts was missing if it was not could of been longer the 59 mins but again good silent film and hope one day again they will find the last footage if not least I get to see this old old film of Alice in wonderland and will say Viola was great as Alice.

Note I just read as write this 52 mins and movie was over 2 hours long but due to missing footage was cut down a lot but I found that interesting for a 1915 movie like this but will say I did enjoy watching this that for sure.

I give Alice in wonderland (1915) a rating of 6/10

Ghostbusters (1984) Movie Review

 Starring………… Bill Murray , Harold Ramis and Dan aykroyd

Director……….Ivan Reitman

Synopsis

Three Parapsychologists forced out of their university funding set up shop as unique ghost removal service in New York City, attracting frightened yet skeptical Customers.

Warning spoilers ahead

My Review

For Ghostbusters day here and me watching this movie many times during the strike here figure will review Ghostbusters again so here we go and happy Ghostbusters day to everyone who loves this movie as I do.

First of all the intro soundtrack was indeed awesome and very cool and liberty movie scene was done very well for camera angles it was well done as well even art was use for top of building I think at start which was cool too was very nice as well also characters are very good in this one bill as Peter is must funny guy yet his role makes me laugh when he around woman pretty one he ties to hit on them is funny as well at start he doesn’t look like he in to ghosts as well like a non believer after they go to library and get scared pretty much there Peter believe in my View bill was great comedy some of his best work in this which made this movie special thanks Bill for making me laugh.

Also what good about this is soundtrack has a lot of good songs ghostbusters song is still age good here in 2023 along with other I heard lots of great songs in this one that fit well like you do you believe in magic and saving the day 2 of my favorite songs as well they were put in at the right time as well that when you know things are going to start heating up with the big rival at the end there good build up by added them 2 songs in movie they mean a lot to me and movie as well just want to throw that out.

As for egon played by Harold Ramis it is still sad he not with us anymore but his spirit is still alive as you watch him in ghostbusters his character not going to lie one of best characters of all time in this one he nailed Egon as well also him and Dan write plot for the movie as well so both was big part of this movie cast and writers as well which Is a amazing so would say thank you too both being a part of this great movie as well as to Harold Ramis you are indeed miss here in 2023.

And to rest of crew thank you as well for making this movie though the years great and for years to come it will age well thanks again.

So last thing I want to get out is oh wait this is spoiler ending so just warning but no need too must see this movie by now.

Ok now I got that out of way was Gozer, terror dogs and stay puft still scary here in 2023 still can of but terror dogs are more scary then anything they did one heck of job making them look scary as well in fact they made villains of movie look great as well so heads up to effect team and makeup crew as well for well making all 3 great for big ending which will still be talk about for years I am sure lots are still talking about that huge stay puft man here in 2023 that for sure.

To close this out again will like to say thank you to cast and crew as well also director Ivan Reitman as well who passed away last year sadly but he did the voice of Zuul deep voice as well which is cool he is indeed sadly miss as well.

Hope you like this review for Ghostbusters on the release date many years I am going to hop off and go re watch it many times as I can this one movie that I will never get tired of watching that for sure so    too everybody have a great rest of your ghostbusters day.

I give ghostbusters a rating of 9/10