Friday, August 25, 2017

Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters (2013) Movie Review

Well It's Time for another Movie Review this week and this week movie review for review 104 on my road to 500 movie Reviews is Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters from 2013 a new odd twist on children Story.

Cast
Jeremy Renner as Hansel
Gemma Arterton as Gretel
Famke Janssen as Muriel
Pihla Viitala as Mina
Derek Mears as Edward
Ingrid Bolso Berdal as Horned Witch

release in 2013

Story
Fifteen years after Hansel and Gretel defeated the Wicked Witch who planned to have them for Dinner, the Siblings have come of age skilled bounty hunters. hell-bent on retribution they have dedicated their lives to hurting down and destroying every witch still lurking in the dark forests of there homeland. as the notorious blood moon Approaches the Siblings face a great evil one that could hold the secret to their terrifying past.

Producers
Will Ferrell
Beau Flynn
Adam Mckay
Kevin J. Messick

Goods
not a bad movie with great opening with some of story most of us know there was indeed lots of great action and fighting as well of Gore which is high in this one lots of Gore and blood in this one.Witches do look scary in this one as well as that was some good  costumes and makeup. great acting as well in this one Famke Janssen was in this as well and she was badass as a witch pretty much see her movies a lot she is very great at acting and in this one indeed prove she was good she even scare me some she was a tough witch to beat that for sure in this. effects was great in this one as well not bad in my view again lots of blood in this one. as for the ending look like a setup for the next movie ending was ok could of had a better ending though overrate a good movie.

Bad
Plot had a few holes in the middle guy started falling  out trees and then it got boring some in the middle but pick up some near the ending with the big fight with witches so can of goofing plot it was in my view that the only problem I had with the movie.

Scary or not
Witches scary lots of blood and gore it was scary in some spots but not a lot in my view

Classic movie or not
not even close in my view to being a classic not the best though which you have to be for me to say this one was a classic.

last thoughts
well it was a good movie hats of to Will Ferrell on being the  Producer  for this one hope he does more though. have to say there was a lot of good points and few bad in this one but good movie this was not great though if there is a another movie will indeed be there to watch it. Check out this movie if you like ugly looking witches and lots of gore and blood this one will be for you. well that it for this week movie have a good weekend.

Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters(2013)

6.5 out of 10 for good



Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Official Trailer



Friday, August 18, 2017

Cloudy With A chance of Meatballs (2009) movie review

time for another  movie reviews and this is review 103 called Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs a family movie bye the way been a whole since I did a family movie review spoilers possible below.

Release year 2009

Cast
Bill Hader
Anna Faris
James Caan
Andy Samberg
Benjamin Bratt
Tracy Morgan
Al Roker
Lauren Graham
Will Forte
Neil Flynn

Story
When Hard Times Hit Swallow Falls, Its Townspeople can only afford to eat sardines.Flint Lockwood, A Failed inventor, thinks he had the Answer to the town's Crisis. He Builds a machine that Convents water into food, and becomes a Local Hero when Tasty treats fall from the sky like rain.But When The machine Spins out Of Control and Threatens to bury the whole World under Giant mounds of food, Flint finds he may have Bitten off more then he can chew.


goods
lots of great stuff in this movie that I Like it is very funny also some sad moments as well. Felt sorry for Flint he went though hard times his dad wants him to work at bait shop full time when he doesn't want too and also what makes fails like rat bird or whatever it call can of odd at first but does have a big part at the end that you will see so everybody hates him for a little bit start of movie. But then it gets sort of better for him later on when when he makes a food machine that well everybody likes and from there movie takes off great I love the plot of this movie is around food flying from the sky that right most of food we eat. Also this had sort of love story between flint and Sam who was both goofing some but added it was not bad in my view this was a fun movie about food from started to the end. For the voiceovers in this you had Bill harder for the voice of flint he did a great job as voiceover for flint in this thumbs up to bill harder for the voice of flint in this one. Also it was something that Bruce Campbell who did voiceover of the mayor who just eat food and well got fat though the movie which was funny bruce did great as voice of the mayor. Next You Have MR.T who I been a fan of for this years and in this one he does the voice of Earl the cop who bugs and keep a eye on Flint though the movie Earl was one of favorite in this one so funny he was MR T as voiceover of him did a great job as him. most of everybody in this one for voiceovers did was amazing in this one. this was a great Animation movie that was great from start to the end great battle as well at the end.


Classic movie or not
this lives up to A classic Animation movie in my view just well done everything about this one is pretty good movie so for Animations this indeed is a classic for years to come.


Last thoughts
A very Good Animation Movie For the Whole Family Too Watch First Time I see this was Years Ago When I was Babysit My Nephew he liked it  and when I see it very good movie this was hats off to writers and cast of this one also almost forgot to add this movie is based on a book that came out in 1978 that year I was born so that is something book came out after well anyway the movie is great if you have not check it out do so and see you next friday with another review.


Cloudy With A chance of Meatballs rating
9.5 of 10 for amazing


Cloudy With A chance of Meatballs trailer




Friday, August 11, 2017

Batman 1989 movie review

Last Week I Said I would pick this week movie review it was a battle between flubber and Batman 1989 watched both movie and went with Batman 1989 over Flubber because I wanting  to to be my first batman movie review but do note will review flubber soon. but for now here is review 102 called batman from the year 1989.

Cast
Michael Keaton- Batman/ Bruce Wayne
Jack Nicholson- Joker/Jack Napier
Kim Basinger- Vicki Vale
Robert Alexander Knox Wuhi-
Pat Hingle- Commissioner James Gordon
Billy Dee Williams- Harvey Dent
Michael Gough- Alfred Pennyworth
Jack Palance- Carl Grissom

Story
Having Witnesseed his parents brutal murder as a child,millionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne fights crime in Gotham city disguised as Batman, a costumed hero who strikes fear into the hearts of villains. but when a deformed madman who calls himself the joker seizes control of Gotham's criminal under, Batman must face his must ruthless nemesis ever while protecting both his Identity and his love interest reporter Vicki Vale.

Goods
A great batman movie  this is remember see it in Theaters years ago as a kid and Liked it. many reasons this movie was great it had a nice plot and also had a lot of great action with fighting was pretty good enough to have you at edge of your seat as I was. also this movie had great effects in this great acting as well you had a all star cast with Michael Keaton as batman I enjoy him in as him he played him very good in my view he was fit this role very well he also one of favorite actors as well. also Kim Basinger was in this as Vicki Vale she was awesome in this as well play her role well as Bruce love interest. also last and least Jack Nicholson as joker he was awesome and goofing as joker even though he was bad still had me laughing at his jokes funny part for me is one he had a whole load of huge balloons to unload poison gas on everybody but batman got under his skin bye steal his balloons joker was not happy he goes he stole my balloons it was funny unit well he shot of his bad guys then was not funny much. pretty much this movie was that damn good from started to the end which was great ending to a movie that lead to more batman movies after.

Classic movie or not
many may not agree with me on this but in my view with great acting and great action and great music as well leads up to this being a classic movie for years to come indeed a classic this was.

Bad
nothing bad this did not found much about this one that is bad.


last thoughts
this is one of favorite batman movies of all time out of many it's so good Michael, jack and kim all work well with each in this movie that why this movie was great got this and many more batman movies on dvd but not many top this one much in my view so if you have not see this one do so to see great acting and a great story.well that it for this week movie review. hats off to Tim burton for making this movie.

Batman 1989 rating
8.5 out of 10

batman 1989 trailer

Friday, August 4, 2017

Jem and the Holograms 2015 movie review

well after a break  last week because I went to fargo blues last week had a good time indeed now It's movie review friday with this movie Called Jem And Holograms do note just like  dirty dancing remake review might get crazy because well least say it's not good all this movie is  so let see what I think after cast list yes even though it's bad will still list cast some.


Cast
Stefanie scott
Hayley Kiyoko
Molly Ringwald
Ryan Guzman
Juliette Lewis
Nicholas Braun
Katie Findlay
Eiza Gozalez
Jackie Tohn
Jason Kennedy

Goods
There is Nothing Great in this but there one good and that at end when misfits Show up  they should of use this as part of storyline then maybe would of great but they did not show up though the movie unit very end which was a letdown but do give credit for added it though.


bads
there was so many bads in this one don't have time to list them all but here is problems I have with the movie called the wrongs of this movie.

Jem is not a Teen
They Mess this up big time bye making them teens in the cartoon series they are not teens they are adults so that was a big letdown there also this one was just teens throwing makeup on and calling them well Jem And Holograms there is one  hologram though the whole movie.

Internet Fame
Jem did not get her fame on the internet she was giving a music company from her father in this movie they had her get her fame from singing and posting video on YouTube  then they took videos from fans and added it movie from the fans of the show and just added that which was slap in the face. in the cartoon series she a music company owner then she meets Synergy the one who her father created before passing in this movie having her get her fame from YouTube was just plain wrong and another letdown.

Bad Acting
if this movie can get anymore worst it can the acting was just plain bad and well boring almost fall a sleep because it was bad. even Molly Ringwald and Juliette Lewis was in this nice see them again but they could not save acting in this one should of got better acting in this and maybe it would been ok possible but not good acting in this one.

changing the story
once again like dirty dancing remake they change the story it pretty much seem drag way off who write seem to not follow the show or just did not care it was indeed a bad mess they could of stick to story then I may of not trash it much but no way the story in this movie was great seem too rush.


music was all wrong
they seem not to get the rights to music as they added one direction songs and songs not used to the cartoon series at all letdown this one because I thought we would get something nope nothing but a letdown.

Synergy was used wrong in this
this was number 1 thing I hope they get right nope all it was a robot and a message from a dad and oh she had to go looking for clues around town to get that message bye the way so nothing special about Synergy in this one. you see in the series Synergy is a Secret Advanced computer that her father build and in the series she can control holograms and also help Jerrica and her friends a lot so in the movie she was worthless but in the series she was better then in this movie.


last thoughts
well let just say this big pile of you know what this movie is and it only went a record of 2 weeks in theaters because it was bad and made less money as don't blame them it was bad 2 hours of trash movie sort of know that was coming  because Jon. M Chu was director of this   one also  direct Justin you know who movie they should of well got better people to write this and better director then it maybe would of been great well I am done talking about this movie lets talk about next week well next friday review you will get either batman 1987 or Flubber movie review  starring the great Robin Williams which movie will it be turn in next friday right to find out but for now have a good weekend.


Jem and the Holograms 2015 rating

1 out of 10 for ready for the trash.





Batman 1989 movie review

Last Week I Said I would pick this week movie review it was a battle between flubber and Batman 1989 watched both movie and went with Batman...