Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire review

here is my short  review of  the Simpsons Roasting on an Open  Fire episode 1


aired 1989



good way to start the Simpsons series with a Christmas episode  it was very good we see the true good side of homer come out in this one   very funny and very touching The animation isn't the best few jokes but not a bad episode



not a bad way to start could of add more jokes but not  bad first episode  to start this classic series.

rating
5.7 out of 10 for good

spaceballs movie review

here is my review of the goofing movie called spaceballs spoilers possible below


release: 1987


Cast

John candy as Barf


Rick moranis as Dark helmet

Mel Brooks as Yogurt and Skroob




 no doubt too me this is one of funniest movies and goofing movies I see but from start to end it had me laughing you have a great lineup of acting too Rick moranis as Dark helmet was Awesome he has been one of fave for acting since Ghostbusters he is indeed one of best for acting and also john candy as Barf was kind of funny and odd but the half man half dog indeed work well in this one he was also one of fave just a great actor and a great funny man he was indeed great acting in this one. some of fave parts of the movie was when the ship transform into a giant women with a vaccam cleaner very funny other odd part  was when something came other dude body ugly looking which they could  of left out otherwise everything was great plot was indeed funny even had a good ending and Mel Brooks was great in this one.


final thoughts
Spaceballs is indeed a great and funny movie should check out and in the end you may like it or not.


spaceballs movie rating

8.9 Out of 10 for great

the kiss 1988 review

time again for another movie review and this review called the kiss that came out in 1988 due note spoilers possible below.


Starring
Nicholas Kilbertus

Joanna Pacula

Meredith Salenger



plot:
The Kiss, an erotic horror film dealing with ancient curses and the occult, is the story of a teenage girl whose world is destroyed by the arrival of her mysterious aunt and the death of her mother. Amy (Meredith Salenger) leads a normal, suburban existence until the mysterious death of her mother and the simultaneous arrival of her exotic, beautiful jet-set model aunt  forbecome increasingly sexually attracted to Felice. When Amy rejects Felice's strangely intense interest, Amy and her friends begin to suffer from a series of accidents which leads Amy to believe that black magic is involved


movie thoughts
no doubt this was a crazy B rated movie it start off to slow but pick up as you get though the movie there are a few sex scenes just a few in the movie death scenes was indeed graphic in this once you get to  the ending you indeed see how crazy it gets very good battle at the ending but movie sort of lack of build up to the end that what I would fix some otherwise not a lot of letdowns in this as for the acting it was great both Joanna Pacula and Meredith Salenger did a great job in this movie. also forgot to add she use a critter like to do her killing which was can of pointless too. it is indeed one heck of a evil curse that will indeed have you on a edge on you seat also fair warning don't eat anything before the ending or else you might get gross out.


final thoughts
some say this a classic to me not close to that but not a bad movie still lack a few things and it is a very scary movie if you are into movies like this you will indeed like this one.

The Kiss movie rating 

8.6 out of 10 for good

quarterback princess movie review

here is my review of  the quarterback princess movie spoilers possible below


year 1983


info on the movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086161/



story
The Maida family has moved to Oregon, and daughter Tami wants to play quarterback for the high school football team. There's just one problem. She's a girl. With everyone from the coach to her next door neighbor against her, she's out to prove that not only can she can play football, but she can win the state championship. (Based on a true story)


movie thoughts:
no doubt this was indeed a good movie  at first I thought it would be boring but then it pick up and got better with the great Helen Hunt as Tami she played her very well would of given her award for this one great acting as for the story it was great seem like Tami went though a lot just to play football lots of people had doubt for her because she was a girl and didn't fit in that was pretty much the story I did enjoy the movie from started to end and it even had a fair ending so no doubt a great true story I give this girl a lot credit.


final thoughts
if you are a sport fan you will indeed enjoy this true story of Tami as much as I did since I can't find a trailer will just  post a 5 min video of the movie if you want to see the full movie  its on YouTube look up  Quarterback Princess  below will be my final rating.


Note:youtube deleted the video will look and put up another one up  soon hopefully.

Quarterback Princess

rating: 9.5 out 10 great movie.

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Daddy's girl 1996 movie review

here is my review of Daddy's Girl 1996 movie note possible spoilers below

Cast: William katt, michele greene, roxana zal, mimi craven, peggy mccay, whip hubl, Gabrielle boni


Plot: The story revolves around little Jody Mitchell, the young step-daughter and "daddy's girl" whose and "daddy's girl" whose innocent smile hides her more sinister and psychopathic intentions Especially when it comes to those that try to separate her from her new daddy starting with the school principal, who suggests she go to a special private school to help her grades and attitude. That is, until the old lady met an untimely fate under a large bookshelf.

movie thoughts-

not too bad of a movie very creepy and scary it was from start unit the end the girl acted sweet and nice but then turns evil if she doesn't get want she wants look out  she  becomes a killer of evil that key that I did sort of like in this one for the plot this had  a few up and down not much not too bad. death counts on this was indeed high which I  thought it would be and again this is indeed a very good scary movie if you indeed like films that scare you. Daddy's Girl is indeed a Thriller and  Horror ride movie you never forget.

last thoughts;

not much left to say but there is one big downfall of the movie it will have to be the ending it didn't end the way I like it too could of been much better then that is all I have say look below for the trailer and my rating for the movie.

Daddy's Girl 1996 movie rating

6.0 for very good

Ghoulies (1985) movie review

here is my review of the movie called Ghoulies note might be spoilers below.

year 1985


Cast

Jonathan Graves - Peter Liapis

Lisa Pelikan-  Rebecca





after see this makes me think Wt f did I just see it was not much scary but clown part and that about it  Ghoulies look can of creepy but they almost look like gremlins to me this movie was more about black magic then Ghoulies which was downfall of this some say this movie was scary but after watching it there not much they bring to the table for scary on this one but I do must say not bad effects for this it was good and acting was OK the two little two midgets wearing pots on their heads was indeed pointless because they didn't do much well I am done talking about how I felt about this movie  let get to my final thoughts shell we.


Ghoulies is kind of boring if you ask  me just when you seat there watching for something scary to show up not much happens this movie is like watching paint dry on a wall which is something I rather do then watch this one there is indeed a lot of holes that need to be fixed  in this one that would of made this great but for now if you looking for some scary movie pass on this is all I have to say about this one.


Ghoulies rating

3/10 for could of been a lot better.

The Portal (2010 movie review

its been a whole since I done a movie review so here my review of The Portal note spoilers below


movie plot thoughts

The Portal to me was indeed can of boring some there was though some gore and blood in there but the plot was more of sleepy to me then being  scary as I sit there watching hope something scary would come not much but a few spot that was scary allright the head blow up was scary but was can of pointless also the acting was not as good it was boring and somewhere in there was  Roddy Piper he just play a homeless man if he had play a big part would of cool but he did not do much at all not much to left to say about the plot so will end it here.



final thoughts
there isn't much to see if you like scary movies so will say this more of a rent then buy in my view in closing I would rather watch paint dry then this one.


The Portal (2010 rating
3.5 out of 10 for not good